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🎁 delivery (dated 12/25).

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[ On Christmas morning, a gift sits outside of Jake's door, wrapped only slightly lumpily in shiny gold paper. Peeling it away reveals why its shape is so odd, as the wrapping covers:

— a silk pocket square has been tied around
— a copy of Beauty and the Beast.

Slipped between the two is a simple piece of off-white card stock, upon which has been written: ]

Jake,

It was this, or a DVD of Legally Blonde.

Merry Christmas,
Amy