saltburnt: june au.

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JAKE SERESIN
SALTBURNT'S OWN GENTLEMAN THIEF

You’re a thief and a liar. I only lied about being a thief. I don’t do that anymore. Steal? Lie. — ocean's eleven.

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THE RUMORS husband #1 to anora mikheeva. go on, ask him about it; he's on the straight and narrow now. no lies, ever. has an eerily accurate recreation of fragonard's the swing hanging up above his saltburnt bed. it can't be the original. unless. unless? (steve rogers couldn't possibly have been involved.) runs a poker ring where he teaches several of the manor's celebrity clientele to play high stakes poker, effectively. they have never, ever played with something as invaluable as money on the line — more like clothes, shame, dignity. it's mostly a good time, unless you feel like losing on purpose. his dick has a perfect curve. (it doesn't, he just makes it feel that way with his hips.) knows exactly how he'd dispose of every guest, all the while taking the watch off your wrist. also knows their favorite way to have eggs in the morning. (thank you, butler giles.)